YOU SAID:
mr. sandman, man me a sand! don't have two sands like manses and handses!
INTO JAPANESE
ミスター・サンドマン、私に砂を!マンスと手のような2つの砂を持っていません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mr. Sandman, sand on me! Don't have two sand like a manse and a hand!
INTO JAPANESE
サンドマンさん、私の上に砂を!マンスと手のように2つの砂を持ってはいけません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mr. Sandman, sand on me! Don't have two sand like a manse and a hand!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.