YOU SAID:
mowing down children who have children in their children with a giant egg roll
INTO JAPANESE
子持ちの子供を巨大卵巻きでなぎ倒す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mow down a child with a child with a giant egg roll
INTO JAPANESE
巨大な卵焼きで子供と一緒に子供をなぎ倒す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mow down a child with a child with a huge fried egg
INTO JAPANESE
でっかい目玉焼きで子連れで子供をなぎ倒す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mow down a child with a big fried egg
INTO JAPANESE
大きな目玉焼きで子供をなぎ倒す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
knock down a child with a big fried egg
INTO JAPANESE
大きな目玉焼きで子供を倒す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
kill a child with a big fried egg
INTO JAPANESE
大きな目玉焼きで子供を殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
kill a child with a big fried egg
That didn't even make that much sense in English.