YOU SAID:
Move cyclops, move! Come on, come on, almost - augh! Whoah! What the f- -uuuuu- Medic... Wait, wait, wait, it gets better. When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again! Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license, heh. Archimedes! No! It's filthy in there! Eugh. Birds. Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage, ...but I'm fairly certain your heart... What was noise? The sound of progress, my friend. Ah, perfect... Kill me. Later. Where was I? Ah, there we go. Come on, come on... Oh, that looks good. Very nice there. Should I be awake for this? Ah heh. Well, no, heh. But as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit? I can't... seem... Oh, don't be such a baby... ...ribs grow back! No they don't. What happens now? Now? Let's go practice medicine... Medic! Yeah! Oh yeah! Doctor, are you sure this will work?! Ha ha ha, I have no idea! I am bulletproof! That looks good. Very nice there. Yes! Hey, thanks doc! Awhawhaw, man! You would not BELIEVE ... how much this hurts. Archimedes?
INTO JAPANESE
サイクロプスを移動、移動! さあ、さあ、ほぼ - augh! おっおっワオ!どのような f--uuuuu-衛生兵. 待って、待って、待って、それはよくなります。 患者が目覚めたとき彼のスケルトンが行方不明だったし、医師は再びから聞いたこと! とにかく、それは私の医師免許の heh を失った方法です。 アルキメデス!違います! それはそこに汚い!日は Eugh。 鳥。 今、ほとんど心を持つことができませんでした。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.