YOU SAID:
Mother Please Don't hit me with a shoe
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、靴で私を殴らないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
mom don't hit me with your shoes
INTO JAPANESE
ママ、靴で私を殴らないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mama don't hit me with your shoes
INTO JAPANESE
ママ、靴で私を殴らないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mama don't hit me with your shoes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.