YOU SAID:
mother i a big smelly poo
INTO JAPANESE
私の大きな臭いうんちを母します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am mother of my big smelt poop.
INTO JAPANESE
王の母よ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am the mother of your king!
INTO JAPANESE
王の母よ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am the mother of your king!
Come on, you can do better than that.