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most kids wake up early on saturday to watch cartoons or whatever but not me the only reason i get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually i cant stand the taste of my own breath anymore

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ほとんどの子供たちは土曜日の早い時間に漫画などを見るために目を覚ましますが、週末にベッドから出る唯一の理由は、結局私は自分の息の味に耐えられなくなったからです

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Most kids wake up early on Saturday to watch cartoons, etc., but the only reason I get out of bed on the weekends is that after all I can't stand the taste of my breath.

INTO JAPANESE

ほとんどの子供たちは土曜日の早い時間に漫画などを見るために目を覚ましますが、週末にベッドから出る唯一の理由は、結局のところ、息の味が我慢できないからです。

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Most kids wake up early on Saturday to watch cartoons and the like, but the only reason they get out of bed on weekends is, after all, that they can't stand the taste of breath.

INTO JAPANESE

ほとんどの子供たちは土曜日の早い時間に漫画などを見るために目を覚ましますが、週末にベッドから出る唯一の理由は、結局のところ、彼らが息の味に耐えられないということです。

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Most kids wake up early on Saturday to watch cartoons and the like, but the only reason they get out of bed on weekends is, after all, that they can't stand the taste of breath.