YOU SAID:
moose are scary there like six foot tall tanks of mass destruction
INTO JAPANESE
ムースは恐ろしい。高さ6フィートの大量破壊戦車のようなものがある。
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Moose is terrifying. It's like a six-foot tall WMD tank.
INTO JAPANESE
ムースは恐ろしい身長6フィートの大型戦車みたいだ
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Moose looks like a big six-foot tank to me.
INTO JAPANESE
ムースは6フィートの戦車みたいだ
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Moose looks like a six-foot tank.
INTO JAPANESE
ムースは6フィートの戦車のようだ
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Moose looks like a six-foot tank.
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