YOU SAID:
Monkey beats banana. Chainsaw beats monkey.
INTO JAPANESE
サルはバナナを打つ。チェーンソーはサルを打つ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Monkeys hit a banana. Chainsaw hits monkeys.
INTO JAPANESE
サルはバナナを打つ。チェーンソーはサルを襲う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Monkeys hit a banana. Chainsaw attacks monkeys.
INTO JAPANESE
サルはバナナを打つ。チェーンソーはサルを攻撃します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Monkeys hit a banana. Chainsaw attacks monkeys.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.