YOU SAID:
Mommy, I pooed my pants...
INTO JAPANESE
ママ、私 pooed 私のズボン.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
MOM, I pooed my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ママ、私はズボンを撫でた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I stroked the pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ママ、私はズボンを撫でた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I stroked the pants.
You should move to Japan!