YOU SAID:

Mommy, I can't go to school today because the teachers were all abducted by aliens who implanted false memories so they keep trying to teach us that two plus two equals four but I know it's not because if it were four it wouldn't be five, and I have faith that two plus two equals five yeah.

INTO JAPANESE

お母さん、今日は学校に行けません。教師たちはみんな間違った思い出を植え付けたエイリアンに誘拐されたからです。私は、2プラス2が5だと確信しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mom, I can not go to school today. The teachers were all kidnapped by aliens who planted the wrong memories. I am convinced that two plus two is five.

INTO JAPANESE

お母さん、今日は学校に行けない。先生たちはみんな間違った思い出を植えたエイリアンに誘拐された。私は2プラス2が5であると確信しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mom, I can not go to school today. The teachers were all kidnapped by aliens who planted the wrong memories. I am convinced that two plus two is five.