YOU SAID:
Mom, when will you get me a pony?
INTO JAPANESE
ママ、いつ取ってくれるポニーですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pony Ma, when you take?
INTO JAPANESE
馬、ポニー、あなたを取るときですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take a horse, pony, you?
INTO JAPANESE
かかる馬、ポニー、あなた?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take horses, ponies, you?
INTO JAPANESE
馬、ポニーを取ることですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take a horse, a pony?
INTO JAPANESE
馬、ポニーがかかりますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Horses and ponies does it take?
INTO JAPANESE
馬やポニーはそれを取るか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It takes a horse or pony?
INTO JAPANESE
馬やポニーがかかりますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Horses and ponies does it take?
INTO JAPANESE
馬やポニーはそれを取るか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It takes a horse or pony?
INTO JAPANESE
馬やポニーがかかりますか。
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