YOU SAID:
Mom! There's no toilet paper!
INTO JAPANESE
ママ!トイレットペーパーはありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mama! There is no toilet paper!
INTO JAPANESE
ママ!トイレットペーパーがありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mama! There is no toilet paper!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.