YOU SAID:
Mom! The mail's here!
INTO JAPANESE
ママ!メールはこちら!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom! Email here!
INTO JAPANESE
ママ!ここにメールしてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom! Please email here!
INTO JAPANESE
ママ!こちらにメールしてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom! Please email here!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.