YOU SAID:
Mom, the cat ate my spaghetti and shat on dad's nose again
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、猫が私のスパゲッティを食べて、またお父さんの鼻をかむ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, cat eats my spaghetti and blows dad's nose again
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、猫は私のスパゲッティを食べ、再びお父さんの鼻をかむ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, cat eats my spaghetti and blows dad's nose again
You should move to Japan!