YOU SAID:
mom's spaghetti He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crab
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お母さんのスパゲッティ彼は緊張しているが、表面は落ち着いて爆弾を投下する準備ができているように見えるが、彼はカニ全体を書き留めたことを忘れている
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Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but the surface seems to be calm and ready to drop a bomb, but he forgot that he wrote down the entire crab
INTO JAPANESE
ママのスパゲッティ彼は緊張しているが、表面は落ち着いて爆弾を投下する準備ができているようだが、彼はカニ全体を書き留めたことを忘れていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mommy's spaghetti He's nervous but the surface seems to be calm and ready to drop a bomb, but he forgot that he wrote down the entire crab
INTO JAPANESE
ママのスパゲティ彼は緊張しているが、表面は落ち着いて爆弾を投下する準備ができているようだが、彼はカニ全体を書き留めたことを忘れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mommy Spaghetti He's nervous, but the surface seems to be calm and ready to drop a bomb, but he forgot that he wrote down the entire crab
INTO JAPANESE
ママスパゲッティ彼は緊張しているが、表面は落ち着いて爆弾を投下する準備ができているようだが、彼はカニ全体を書き留めたことを忘れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mommy Spaghetti He's nervous, but the surface seems to be calm and ready to drop a bomb, but he forgot that he wrote down the entire crab
That didn't even make that much sense in English.