YOU SAID:
mom said get a job I peed on her bed and beneath the wretched bed lies the fat cat
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんは、私が彼女のベッドでおしっこし、惨めなベッドの下に太った猫があると言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom said I had a fat cat under her miserable bed peeing in her bed
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんは、ベッドでおしっこをしている悲惨なベッドの下に太った猫がいると言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom said there is a fat cat under the miserable bed peeing in bed
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんは、ベッドでおしっこしている悲惨なベッドの下に太った猫があると言いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom said there is a fat cat under the miserable bed peeing in bed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.