YOU SAID:
Mom I think I just shat my pants, please pick me up.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、私はちょうど私のズボンを粉砕すると思う、私を迎えに来てください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I think I'll just smash my pants, please pick me up.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、ズボンを壊すだけだと思うよ。迎えに来てください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I think you're just breaking your pants. Please pick me up.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、ズボンを壊しているだけだと思うよ。私を迎えに来てください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I think you're just breaking your pants. Please pick me up.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
