YOU SAID:
Mom help I pooped in your sock
INTO JAPANESE
ママは私があなたの靴下にうんちを助ける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom I help you poop in your socks
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、私はあなたの靴下でうんちを手伝います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I'll help you poop with your socks.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、靴下を履くのを手伝ってあげよう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I'll help you put on your socks.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、靴下を履くのを手伝ってあげよう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I'll help you put on your socks.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.