YOU SAID:
Mom! Dad! I’m not doing cocaine I swear! Mom! Dad! I’m not doing cocaine I swear!
INTO JAPANESE
ママ!パパ!私は誓うコカインをやっていない!ママ!パパ!私は誓うコカインをやっていない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom! Daddy! I do not swear cocaine! Mom! Daddy! I do not swear cocaine!
INTO JAPANESE
ママ!パパ!私はコカインを誓いません!ママ!パパ!私はコカインを誓いません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom! Daddy! I do not swear cocaine! Mom! Daddy! I do not swear cocaine!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.