YOU SAID:
mmmm, let me lick that dog nostril noisily
INTO JAPANESE
mmmm、犬の鼻孔を騒がしく舐めるようにさせて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
mmmm, let me lick the dog's nostrils loudly
INTO JAPANESE
mmmm、私は犬の鼻孔を大声で舐めさせましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
mmmm, let me lick the dog's nostrils loudly
That didn't even make that much sense in English.