YOU SAID:
Miss funbags makes me hard like diamonds.
INTO JAPANESE
ミス乳房は、私がダイヤモンドのようにハードになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Miss breasts my hard to diamond.
INTO JAPANESE
ミス乳ダイヤモンド私のハード。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I miss breasts diamond hard.
INTO JAPANESE
乳ダイヤモンド ハードがなつかしい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Miss diamond hard breasts.
INTO JAPANESE
ミス ダイヤモンド ハード乳。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Miss diamond hard breasts.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.