YOU SAID:
Miralax will solve all of the world's problems and make everything wonderful and soft.
INTO JAPANESE
Miralax は世界のあらゆる問題を解決し、すべてを素晴らしく、柔らかくします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Miralax solves all the world's problems and makes everything nice and soft.
INTO JAPANESE
Miralax は世界のあらゆる問題を解決し、すべてを心地よく柔らかくします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Miralax solves all the world's problems and makes everything nice and soft.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.