YOU SAID:

minions are disturbingly fat and ugly, pizza god is great. Wow, i am really crazy. i shall become POTATO

INTO JAPANESE

手先は厄介なほど太くて醜いです、ピザの神は素晴らしいです。うわー、私は本当に夢中です。私はポテトになるでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hand is awkwardly thick and ugly, the god of pizza is wonderful. Wow, I am really crazy. I will be a potato

INTO JAPANESE

手がぎこちなく太くて醜いです、ピザの神は素晴らしいです。うわー、私は本当に夢中です。じゃがいもになります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hands are awkward, thick and ugly, the pizza god is wonderful. Wow, I am really crazy. It will be a potato

INTO JAPANESE

手はぎこちなく、太くて醜いです、ピザの神は素晴らしいです。うわー、私は本当に夢中です。じゃがいもになります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hands are awkward, thick and ugly, the pizza god is wonderful. Wow, I am really crazy. It will be a potato