YOU SAID:
minecraft squared shallots, turns apples into milk
INTO JAPANESE
minecraft は、エシャロットを乗、ミルクにリンゴを回す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
minecraft turns Apple milk, cubed shallot
INTO JAPANESE
minecraft になりますアップル ミルク、乗エシャロット
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Milk
INTO JAPANESE
ミルクチョコ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Milk
That didn't even make that much sense in English.