YOU SAID:
Minecraft is so lame I sleep every time I see it.
INTO JAPANESE
Minecraft はそれを見るたびに寝るので下手です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Going to sleep every time I see it, Minecraft is bad.
INTO JAPANESE
それを見るたびにスリープ状態に行く、Minecraft は悪いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Minecraft goes to sleep every time I see it, is bad.
INTO JAPANESE
Minecraft はそれを見るたびに寝るが悪い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Going to sleep every time I see it, Minecraft is bad.
INTO JAPANESE
それを見るたびにスリープ状態に行く、Minecraft は悪いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Minecraft goes to sleep every time I see it, is bad.
INTO JAPANESE
Minecraft はそれを見るたびに寝るが悪い。
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