YOU SAID:
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?!
INTO JAPANESE
マイクロッチ!マイクロッチ!こんにちは、最近Mike Rotchを見た人はいますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Microcci! Microcci! Hello, Do you have people who look at the recent Mike Rotch?
INTO JAPANESE
Microcci! Microcci!こんにちは、最近のMike Rotchを見ている人はいますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Microcci! Microcci! Hello, Do you have people who are looking at the recent Mike Rotch?
INTO JAPANESE
Microcci! Microcci!こんにちは、最近のMike Rotchを見ている人はいますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Microcci! Microcci! Hello, Do you have people who are looking at the recent Mike Rotch?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.