YOU SAID:

Mike rotch, mike rotch, has anyone here seen mike rotch?

INTO JAPANESE

マイクロッチ、マイクロッチ、マイクロッチを見た人は誰ですか？

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Who saw my crotch, my crotch, my crotch?

INTO JAPANESE

私の股、股、股を見たのは誰ですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who saw my crotch, crotch, crotch?

INTO JAPANESE

私の股、股、股を見たのは誰ですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who saw my crotch, crotch, crotch?