YOU SAID:
MIGUS-DYNGUS DAY EVERYBODY! its time for me coke bear to burn your toast and eat your eggs
INTO JAPANESE
MIGUS-DYNGUS DAY EVERYBODY!私のコーラがあなたの乾杯を燃やしてあなたの卵を食べるクマのためのその時
BACK INTO ENGLISH
MIGUS-DYNGUS DAY EVERYBODY! That's when my cola burns your toast and eats your eggs
INTO JAPANESE
MIGUS-DYNGUS DAY EVERYBODY!それは私のコーラがあなたのトーストを燃やしてあなたの卵を食べるときです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
MIGUS-DYNGUS DAY EVERYBODY! That's when my cola burns your toast and eats your eggs
That didn't even make that much sense in English.