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Microwaves destroy can openers by eating them (therefore, 2 = 3)

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マイクロ波は、缶切りを食べることで缶切りを破壊します（したがって、2 = 3）

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Microwaves destroy can openers by eating can openers (hence, 2 = 3)

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電子レンジは缶切りを食べることで缶切りを破壊します（したがって、2 = 3）

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Microwave oven destroys can opener by eating can opener (hence 2 = 3)

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電子レンジは缶切りを食べることで缶切りを破壊します（したがって2 = 3）

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Microwave oven destroys can opener by eating can opener (hence 2 = 3)