YOU SAID:
Microphones don’t pick up things good like your face
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マイクが顔のような良いものを選択しないでください。
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Do not select the microphone look like good stuff.
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マイクのよう良いものを選択しないでください。
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Like the microphone do not choose something better.
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マイクのような使用しないでください良いもの。
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Mike better do not use something like.
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マイクはのようなものをよく使わない。
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Mike's as well not.
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マイクのだけでなくはないです。
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Mike's just is not as well.
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ただマイクは同様ではないです。
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Just like Mike is not.
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マイクのようなだけではありません。
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Just like Mike is not.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.