YOU SAID:
Michael, you have a bad waifu
INTO JAPANESE
マイケル、ワイフが悪い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
michael, my wife is bad
INTO JAPANESE
マイケル、妻が悪い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Michael, your wife is bad
INTO JAPANESE
マイケル、あなたの奥さんが悪い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
michael, your wife is bad
INTO JAPANESE
マイケル、あなたの奥さんが悪い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
michael, your wife is bad
You should move to Japan!