YOU SAID:
michael told me in the closet i got some chicken im so sad
INTO JAPANESE
マイケルはクローゼットで私に鶏肉を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Michael ate me chicken in the closet
INTO JAPANESE
マイケルはクローゼットで私に鶏肉を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Michael ate me chicken in the closet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.