YOU SAID:
Michael is never hungry because of his hair
INTO JAPANESE
マイケルは自分の髪の毛のために空腹になることはない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Michael never gets hungry for his hair
INTO JAPANESE
マイケルは自分の髪の毛がすいていない
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Michael has not had his hair
INTO JAPANESE
マイケルは髪を持っていません
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Michael has no hair
INTO JAPANESE
マイケルは髪がありません
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Michael has no hair
Come on, you can do better than that.