YOU SAID:
Michael eats Jason's snacks, so Jason eats Freddy, because he thought he was bacon
INTO JAPANESE
マイケルはジェイソンのおやつを食べるので、ジェイソンはベーコンだと思ったのでフレディを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Michael eats Jason's snack, so I thought Jason was bacon, so I eat Freddie
INTO JAPANESE
マイケルはジェイソンのおやつを食べるので、ジェイソンはベーコンだと思ったので、フレディを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Michael eats Jason's snack, so I thought Jason was bacon, so I eat Freddie
That didn't even make that much sense in English.