YOU SAID:
melancholy shoe polish makes many sad schoolchildren reconsider marmite
INTO JAPANESE
憂鬱な靴磨きで多くの悲しい小学生がマーマイトを再考する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Many sad schoolchildren rethink Marmite with melancholy shoe polish
INTO JAPANESE
多くの悲しい小学生が憂鬱な靴磨きでマーマイトを再考する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Many sad elementary school students rethink Marmite with melancholy shoe polish
INTO JAPANESE
多くの悲しい小学生が憂鬱な靴磨きでマーマイトを再考する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Many sad elementary school students rethink Marmite with melancholy shoe polish
That didn't even make that much sense in English.