YOU SAID:

MELANCHOLY ECHIDNA IS EATING OLD LETTUCE BECAUSE HE IS JUST THAT UPSET OVER HIS BREAKUP WITH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE, PANGOLIN, EVEN THOUGH PANGOLIN CHEATED ON HIM FOR SOME WEIRD EDGY PLATYPUS THAT DOESN'T EVEN REALLY LOVE HER!

INTO JAPANESE

憂鬱なECHIDNAは、彼の人生の愛であるパンゴリンと彼の別れを告白するだけであるので、昔のレタスを食べています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The melancholy ECHIDNA is eating old lettuce, as it only confesses his farewell to Pangolin, the love of his life.

INTO JAPANESE

憂鬱なECHIDNAは古いレタスを食べています。それは彼の人生の愛であるPangolinとの別れを告白するだけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Depressed ECHIDNA is eating old lettuce. It only confesses goodbye to Pangolin, the love of his life.

INTO JAPANESE

落ち込んでいるECHIDNAは古いレタスを食べています。それは彼の人生の愛であるパンゴリンに別れを告白するだけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Depressed ECHIDNA is eating old lettuce. It only confesses goodbye to Pangolin, the love of his life.