YOU SAID:
Mean principal touch my pee pee
INTO JAPANESE
平均プリンシパルタッチ私のおしっこ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Average Principal Touch My Piss
INTO JAPANESE
私の小便の平均プリンシパルタッチ
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Average Principal Touch of My Piss
INTO JAPANESE
私の小便の平均主な感触
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Average main feel of my piss
INTO JAPANESE
私の小便の平均的な主な感触
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The average main feel of my piss
INTO JAPANESE
私の小便の平均的な主な感触
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The average main feel of my piss
That didn't even make that much sense in English.