YOU SAID:
me you eeee the eat they eat the baby If you eat your baby, please eat your baby If you eat your baby, please eat your baby If you eat your baby, please eat your baby
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べたら赤ちゃんを食べてください赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べたら赤ちゃんを食べてください赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べたら赤ちゃんを食べてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby.
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんが赤ちゃんを食べた場合は、赤ちゃんを食べてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If your baby eats your baby, eat your baby.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.