YOU SAID:
me when the pee go see the meat
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこが出たら肉を見に行く私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I pee, I go look at the meat.
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこをするときは肉を見に行きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I pee, I go look at the meat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.