YOU SAID:
me when my big toe is big
INTO JAPANESE
足の親指が大きいときの私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me when I have big toes
INTO JAPANESE
つま先が大きいときの私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
me when my toes are big
INTO JAPANESE
つま先が大きいときの私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
me when my toes are big
That didn't even make that much sense in English.