YOU SAID:

me: uh oh someone's under the mistletoe! raccoon i've cornered in the garage: *hisses angrily*

INTO JAPANESE

私：ええと、誰かがヤドリギの下にいます！アライグマ私はガレージに追いついた：*怒って* hisses *

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Me: Uh, someone is under the mistletoe! Raccoon I caught up in the garage: * mad * hiss *

INTO JAPANESE

私：ええと、誰かがヤドリギの下にいます！アライグマ私はガレージに追いついた：*気違い*ヒス*

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Me: Uh, someone is under the mistletoe! Raccoon I caught up in the garage: * mad * hiss *