YOU SAID:

Me, staring at two of my kids (siblings) who are fighting: "I can't believe I'm missing John McCain's funeral for this."

INTO JAPANESE

私は、戦っている2人の子供（兄弟）を見つめています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am staring at two fighting children (brothers).

INTO JAPANESE

私は2人の子供たち（兄弟）の戦いを見つめています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am watching the battle of two children (brothers)

INTO JAPANESE

私は二人の子供（兄弟）の戦いを見ています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am watching the battle of two children (brothers)