YOU SAID:
me protecting me from me attacking me while defending me from me with an army of me stampeding me
INTO JAPANESE
私は私を攻撃することから私を守りながら、私の軍隊が私を踏みつけて私を守ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My army tramples me and protects me while I protect me from attacking me
INTO JAPANESE
私の軍隊は私を踏みにじり、私を守ります、私は私を攻撃から守ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My army tramples me and protects me, I protect me from attack
INTO JAPANESE
私の軍隊は私を踏みつけ、私を守り、私は攻撃から私を守ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My army tramples me, protects me, protects me from attack
INTO JAPANESE
私の軍隊は私を踏みつけ、私を守り、攻撃から私を守ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My army tramples me, protects me, protects me from attack
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