YOU SAID:

me nobody laughed at my funny cjoke everyone hates me le anti-cbatic principal gave me after school detention so I tricked him into eating his parents and licked his salty tears from September 1st

INTO JAPANESE

誰も私の面白いジョークを笑わなかった、みんなが私を嫌っている、反共産主義の校長が放課後に居残りを命じたので、私は彼を騙して両親を食べさせ、9月1日からの彼の塩辛い涙を舐めた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one laughed at my funny jokes, everyone hated me, the anti-Communist principal made me stay after school so I could trick him into eating his parents and lick his salty tears from September 1st.

INTO JAPANESE

誰も私の面白いジョークを笑わず、皆が私を嫌っていました。反共産主義の校長は、私が彼の両親を食べさせ、9月1日の塩辛い涙を舐めるように仕向けるため、私を放課後に残らせました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one laughed at my funny jokes, everyone hated me, and the anti-Communist principal made me stay after school so that I could feed his parents and lick up the salty tears of September 1st.

INTO JAPANESE

誰も私の面白いジョークを笑わず、皆が私を嫌っていました。そして反共産主義の校長は、私が彼の両親に食事を与え、9月1日の塩辛い涙をなめるために、放課後に私を残らせました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one laughed at my funny jokes, everyone hated me, and the anti-Communist principal made me stay after school so I could feed his parents and lick up the salty tears of September 1st.

INTO JAPANESE

誰も私の面白いジョークを笑わず、皆が私を嫌っていました。そして反共産主義の校長は、私が彼の両親に食事を与え、9月1日の塩辛い涙をなめるために、放課後に私を残らせました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one laughed at my funny jokes, everyone hated me, and the anti-Communist principal made me stay after school so I could feed his parents and lick up the salty tears of September 1st.