YOU SAID:
Me names soph I have a bro he is dope
INTO JAPANESE
私は名前soph私は彼がドープである仲間を持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have he is a dope, a fellow named soph I
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼がドープであり、仲間の一人である
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am dope and he is one of my friends
INTO JAPANESE
私は麻薬であり、彼は私の友人の一人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a drug and he is one of my friends
INTO JAPANESE
私は薬で、彼は私の友人の一人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a medicine, he is one of my friends
INTO JAPANESE
私は薬です、彼は私の友人の一人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a medicine, he is one of my friends
That didn't even make that much sense in English.