YOU SAID:
Me name better more your name, son of pie.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの名前、パイの息子の名前をよりよく名づけます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I better name your name, name of the son of the pie.
INTO JAPANESE
私より、パイの息子の名前を名前します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Name the pie's son's name than me.
INTO JAPANESE
私よりもパイの息子の名前します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Better than I the pie's son's name.
INTO JAPANESE
私よりパイの息子の名。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I from the pie's son's name.
INTO JAPANESE
私はパイの息子の名前から。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm from the pie's son's name.
INTO JAPANESE
私はパイの息子の名前から。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm from the pie's son's name.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.