YOU SAID:

me, myself, and my dire little friends all groped a cat with a pillow on his head.

INTO JAPANESE

私、私自身、そして私の悲惨な小さな友人たちは皆、彼の頭の上に枕を持つ猫を手探りしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I, myself, and all my miserable little friends felt a cat with a pillow on his head.

INTO JAPANESE

私も私自身も、惨めな小さな友達も皆、頭に枕を持った猫を感じました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I, myself, and all my miserable little friends felt a cat with a pillow on its head.

INTO JAPANESE

私も私自身も、惨めな小さな友達も皆、頭に枕を持った猫を感じました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I, myself, and all my miserable little friends felt a cat with a pillow on its head.