YOU SAID:
Me mum say me haw howwible gwammaw.
INTO JAPANESE
私はお母さんがグワウマウと言ったんだけど
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I said my mother was Gwaau Mau
INTO JAPANESE
母はグァアウマウだと言った
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My mother said it was Guaau Mau
INTO JAPANESE
母はグアアウマウだと言った
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My mother said she was Guaau Mau
INTO JAPANESE
母はグァアウマウだと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother said it was Guaau Mau
INTO JAPANESE
母はグアアウマウだと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother said she was Guaau Mau
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