YOU SAID:
Me: hi you: What duh dog Doing Me: yo mom
INTO JAPANESE
私:こんにちは あなた:何をしているのか 私:よお母さん
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me: Hello you: What are you doing Me: Yo mom
INTO JAPANESE
私:こんにちはあなた:何をしていますか私:ヨママ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me: Hello you: What are you doing Me: Yomama
INTO JAPANESE
私:こんにちはあなた:何をしていますか私:よまま
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me: Hello you: What are you doing Me: Yomama
You've done this before, haven't you.