YOU SAID:
me: [exists] every other person in history: [ughhhhhhhhhhh]
INTO JAPANESE
私: [存在しない] の歴史のあらゆる他の人: [う]
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me: every other person of history does not exist: [shall be]
INTO JAPANESE
私は: 歴史のすべての他の人が存在しない: [ならない]
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I: history of every other person who does not exist: [shall]
INTO JAPANESE
I: 存在しませんのすべて他の人の歴史: [ならない]
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I: does not exist in all the history of others: [shall]
INTO JAPANESE
I: 他のすべての歴史の中で存在しない: [ならない]
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does not exist in all the history I: other: [shall]
INTO JAPANESE
I: 他のすべての歴史に存在しません: [ならない]
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does not exist in all the history I: other: [shall]
That didn't even make that much sense in English.